Year of the Snitch

The Year of the Snitch is a sex act in which one or more partners drill large holes in a table and climb under it and put their mouths to the holes. One person climbs on top of the table and puts their penis into the others’ mouths. It’s basically homemade gloryholes.
GF: Hey, I have this extra table I’m not using.

BF: Perfect, now we can do the Year of the Snitch!
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
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The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.
by Moose1184 October 28, 2018
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Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.
Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.
by Ploooterman November 27, 2016
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Gap year

A year between graduating high school and beginning university/college typically spent traveling or working.
A great woman named k8_days_till_gap_year is well known within the Insatagram community for counting the days until her gap year
by 579 Days! July 01, 2015
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leap year

If the days in a year were personified, Febuary 29th would be a hipster. Existing in each year is too mainstream for this day, and so it only shows itself every 4 years.
Date: Febuary 29th 2016 - leap year

Feb 28th: hey, 29th, havent seen you in a while

Feb 29th: yea, I know. 2015 was like soooooo last year...
by Xtra Happy March 07, 2016
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Teenage Years

Like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference.

If you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes.
However, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to TOO LONG.
Jack" "Can we go now?"
Mom: "In 15 minutes."
Jack: "But that's like my whole life in teenage years."
by NinjaOrangeTV December 14, 2011
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New Year

A time that hasn't happened yet, but signifies the end of all the past New Years. Since it's a New Year, people usually make resolutions with themselves and/or others in order to forfity themselves and their self-respect, or whatever the reason.
This year I plan on killing you
by Larstait December 25, 2003
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