A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.
Thor was hung like a Norwegian Yak.
by JAJNJD April 07, 2010
Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
by Yakkman November 05, 2009
by top buzz January 20, 2005
a sexual act in which a man and woman make love next to a hotplate or skillet and when the man cums he does it onto the hotplate or skillet at which time the female drapes a towel over her head and holds her face directly over the now steaming plate or skillet taking deep breaths
by Farleywasgod October 07, 2009
A stupid Nickelodeon cartoon in which an idiot yak wants to be a king of the comedy and his best friend is a pineapple. I simply hate it, and it has substituted a great cartoon: The World of Tosh. I can't believe that...
by Erik Amorim June 13, 2004
Yak an extremely small town in northwestern montana, complete with saloon, one-room schoolhouse, and general store(this is it's entire town). The "Yak attack" is when bored natives drive in a triangle from Yak, to a town called Libby, to another town called Eurika, and back to Yak, hitting every bar along the way.
by greetings824 May 24, 2005
a word to describe a task really tough that causes a lot of hard work to complete the task is also useless and u do it for fun coming from the fact it is hard to shave a yak
by arson_investigator May 30, 2021