Norwegian Yak

A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.

Thor was hung like a Norwegian Yak.

by JAJNJD April 6, 2010

yak dick

A term widely used in a group of 6 crazy fuckers in liberal California to describe some one or a situation. Can be used as a disrespectful term and strangely enough a term of endearment. Basically can replace or be used as a verb, noun, adjective.

I got a YAK DICK mother fucker.

Look at that yak dick.

Holy fucking yak dick did you see the cum dumpster on that bitch.

I feel like yak dick, cant work today.

Fletcher toe looks like a yak dick smashed it.

Jordan's yak dick truck is loud as fuck.

Cody told them yak dick boots to suck it up.

Justin broke his yak dick jerking off to German fetish porn again.

by OVKK April 7, 2017

yak ass

the ass of a yak; similar to jackass, but instead it refers to the goat-like creature; when a foreigner tries to say jackass, but they're J's sound like Y's

"Did u see Dave running down the street after his pants were taken by the gypsy? Man what a yak ass, homes!" excaimed Juarez.

by they call me night hawk October 19, 2010

opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.

My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.

by Yakkman November 4, 2009

Yak Smash

Unexplained phrase from the mouth of Darren

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by top buzz January 20, 2005

Steamed Yak

a sexual act in which a man and woman make love next to a hotplate or skillet and when the man cums he does it onto the hotplate or skillet at which time the female drapes a towel over her head and holds her face directly over the now steaming plate or skillet taking deep breaths

I was all set up to give Lara a steamed yak, and at the last minute i lost my towel.

by Farleywasgod October 7, 2009

yakkity yak

A stupid Nickelodeon cartoon in which an idiot yak wants to be a king of the comedy and his best friend is a pineapple. I simply hate it, and it has substituted a great cartoon: The World of Tosh. I can't believe that...

Yakkity is one of the Nick's worst cartoons.

by Erik Amorim June 12, 2004