Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed

I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.

by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010

Safety Wipe

The act of wiping ones arse independent of having defecated. Wiping is done for safety upon suspicion of having anal leakage; usually due to sharting (see shart), excessive sweating, gophering (which has since retracted), or any combination thereof.

"I just sharted and need to take a safety wipe right away."

by DL & CP for UD July 22, 2014

Insurance Wipe

To prevent an unwanted incident after evacuating the log tunnel, you should always make sure to do one final wipe of your entire anal crevice and surrounding area to ensure that there is no more shit on your ass.

"I've been feeling really dodgy mate, so I did a couple extra insurance wipes just to be sure.."

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Wet Wipe

Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.

A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe

by B Caitlin July 9, 2019

Wipe out

To destroy or exterminate

Wipe Out - Used to demonstrate a call to destroy or exterminate
"Those incels need to be wiped out"
"They need to be wiped out if they don't learn our culture"

by Tyrant the SME September 5, 2019

McAss Wipe

Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.

Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"

McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"

by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020

Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018