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Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy (with Beef Wellington) 

When you place a large helping of mashed potatoes into the ass crack of your individual of choice. Then you spray your "Man-Gravy" onto the mashed potatoes and proceed to eat them out of your partner's ass. If Beef Wellington is involved, the partner shits into the Mashed Potatoes the entire load.
Kyle iinvited me over for dinner. He failed to tell me that Mashed Potatoes Man-Gravy was to be our dessert. Of course, I surprised him with a little Beef Wellington on the side.
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Beef Wellington 

(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.
Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.

putang winnington 

Small asian vagina, usual found under curry stained knickers.
" I whipped off her knickers and got an eyeful of putang winnington!"

wymington 

bordom,a very boring place,with thugs,a place to leave as soon as you can,known i the local press as the village of the damned.don't come here ever!!!!!!!!!
imagine sitting in a room with the a guy with the most boring voice in the world saying boring over and over,that is what its like here when somthing happens in wymington
wymington by legionvampire January 20, 2007

Beef Wellington 

Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!

Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.
Beef Wellington by =3MC= August 24, 2009

Wellington 

Wellingtons are some kind of shoes. They’re basically boots. New Zealand is very mad at the shoes. They throw them at Australia.
“Man, I love wearing Wellington’s!”
The people of New Zealand must have smelled his feet.”
Wellington by Wellington shoes April 22, 2019

gay wellington 

Imagine beef wellington. Replace the bread with blankets, and the beef with gay people. Voila! Gay Wellington.
As they watched the movie, they made a gay wellington.