Weeble

-noun
1. An term of endearment for someone who is struggling emotionally, but still functional. May be used self-referentially.

-verb
2. To express concern or emotional distress about something, often over which one has no real control. Somewhere in-between whining and venting.

Origin: "Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down," a slogan for an old Hasbro toy.

Noun:

"I had the crappiest day today and I don't know how tomorrow will be, but I made it through work without fleeing, screaming out into the street.
Aw. Good weeble. ::hug::
Yup. We wobble, but we don't fall down."

Verb:

"I'm sorry I've been so weebly at you lately.
Don't worry about it! I know you're going through a rough patch. Weeble at me as much as you need to."

by sapphoskitchenwitch February 29, 2008

mike wheeler

A bitchass motherfucker from the TV show stranger things. He’s fucking annoying and he is super controlling and possessive of his gf eleven. Plus eleven’s mental growth was stunted by childhood abuse and lack of social interaction, so she has the mental maturity of about a seven year old and she sure as fuck isn’t ready for a relationship. Plus he’s mean to will Byers the sweetest bitch on the show. In essence, fuck you michael wheeler.

Mike wheeler is such an annoying bitch this season.

by Salty and tired leave me alone July 11, 2019

Weebler

a smaller than average penis.

Jason dropped his pants and pulled out the weebler.

by Snakebeaux February 20, 2009

18 Wheeler

A girl with semi-good looks.

Damon: There's some semi hot chicks out there.
Edward: Yeah?
Damon: Emphasis on the semi.
Edward: Like an 18 Wheeler?!

by DamonSweepsHere October 30, 2007

Wheeler

someone who wheels people around in a wheelchair, usually at old folks homes.

Ayyo it's fucked up...Wheeler got fired from Wendy's and now he's a wheeler at Country Meadows. Haha what a fucking tool!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

wheeple

To whine, in front of people. In pursuit of sympathy.

His life is so hard, he just likes to wheeple.

Quit wheepling you fugly smacktard.

by JoJo July 20, 2004

Weeble

Definition (A.)

(A.1) A person who is weak or feeble, not limited to physical attributes but mental as well.

(A.2) Some one who fumbles simple tasks.

(A.3) An individual of pinner qualities; broke, haters etc.

Definition (B.)

(B.1) A term of endearment amongst niggas.

See: Film "Three Strikes" feat. E-40

"No, Im not going to the Yacht Club, its full of weebles."

"Dude, 448 again? Im not messin with that weeble anymore."

by Fur Eelz January 11, 2011