weenie

1. (n) A person posessing significant technical expertise, without some of the theatrical connotations of "geek".

Sometimes used in an endearing fashion.
2. (n) A psrson given to social maladroitness or embarrassing behavior.

1. "He's a crypto weenie"

2. "She seemed to like him, but he never said anything. What a weenie."

by pa28pilot November 22, 2003

hair weenie

The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object).

Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but he didn't want anything to do with it.

by Christin S. December 3, 2007

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

Weenie Genie

A man who likes to have sex with men.

Those two guys making out are weenie genies.

by the david thomas April 7, 2008

Weenie Brow

The act of placing your penis on somebodies eyebrow. Usually done as a prank. Can be applied in sex.

Dude, shes totally passed out. Lets pull a vouyer and give her a weenie brow.

by HipHopMuffin October 28, 2009

big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

weenis

THE BAND: sings remixes of adle vice and original compositions; some of which include: "Dinner is on the table" a Southern anthem, "Penis here, Penis there": one woman's opinioin of the roll of men's reproductive organs in society, "Down with Bush" the honest song about the defective Republican party, and others . . . check them out.

That cool band Weenis makes some chill jams!

by a fan December 18, 2004