Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.

Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!

by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

Banana's wasted

To describe a person of power getting severely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Our manager was so drunk last night, he was banana's wasted and could barely walk.

by D&T August 28, 2007

Ego-waste

Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.

Please add 80 to 120 hours to any project or activity to accommodate ego-waste.

by Philip Coen-Pesch February 6, 2009

Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.

Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.

by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011

getting wasted

to get queasy due to the consumption of alochol and/or hallucinogens.

whoa, after all that dope, i feel soo wasted!
hey dude, we're getting wasted tonight at the party.

by LubeLobBoob April 29, 2006

Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.

Quite wasting time reading this.

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college

My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.

by wordhero293 December 12, 2009