by L. Roman July 15, 2006
Get the Portland Walrusmug. A large, blonde, snaggle toothed, buttfucker that uses his mouth as a cockholster and only sticks his little love sniper into males of any species.
His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!
His main diet is creamy crotch crickets and snaggle tooth sperm spiders.
He would like nothing better than to spit on your asshole for lube and fuck you in true Queefy Walrus fashion. His only enjoyment is total anal annihilation!
Dude dont bend over and pick up that dollar with the Queefy Walrus standing behind you. I mean look at him, he is slobbering all over his tusks and staring at your ass!
by Shadow Warrior1 November 19, 2010
Get the Queefy Walrusmug. by Cellucci November 30, 2018
Get the Walrus Pawmug. A sexual act involving two males and one female (not gay, chill). The female is giving head to each male, but not at the same time. If she is doing a poor job, an Iron Walrus is reasonable. Both males will ram their penises up to the roof of the female's mouth, causing her to grunt. The image will be that of a walrus, and the grunting will enhance the realism of the scene.
For bonus points, the group can try this maneuver in the freezing cold, with the males ejaculating on the female's face. After the the ejaculate has frozen (representing snow/slush), the males re-ram their penises into the roof of her mouth, and it creates a more immersive experience for each of the participants. Completion of this task is grounds for automatic induction into the Guy Hall of Fame.
For bonus points, the group can try this maneuver in the freezing cold, with the males ejaculating on the female's face. After the the ejaculate has frozen (representing snow/slush), the males re-ram their penises into the roof of her mouth, and it creates a more immersive experience for each of the participants. Completion of this task is grounds for automatic induction into the Guy Hall of Fame.
After twenty minutes of blowing me and Jose, Yolanda had still not brought either of us to climax, so we hit her with the Iron Walrus. Needless to say, she retired from prostitution for life after the incident.
by Two Eskimo Brothers August 13, 2010
Get the Iron Walrusmug. While a girl is going down on you and while finishing, you cram it down her throat and tickle her so she makes a snarling noise while your load comes out her nose.
"I got bored with the bj so I decided to give her a snarling walrus....that was the weirdest noise I've ever heard."
by sketchysnake88 April 22, 2010
Get the snarling walrusmug. by detell July 11, 2010
Get the walrus penismug. Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks
by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009
Get the Alaskan Walrusmug.