A graft vulture is a person who has no shame in stealing your women usually very handsome isn't scared to put in a shift
by Graft vulture April 5, 2017

Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?
Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?
Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
by davidhockney January 19, 2012

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009

A disparaging but rooted-in-realism term for the children of wealthy people who are waiting in the wings for their mealtickets to keel over.
They are vulture children, through and through, they haven’t even bothered to get a trade or an education ‘cause they can’t wait to feast on their parents’ spoils.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

A person that sells you tree or your drug of choice and then hangs out with you until they help you use it all (with them) , and then they have to go all of the sudden.
Stoner: man I borrowed a dime from you and now you want me to smoke my whole blunt with you.Wtf are you a fuckin dope vulture or something?
by QueenyOmygodess June 19, 2023

A person who only befriends you to learn gossip, and then passes it on. A popular journalistic occupation, but also common elsewhere.
by John Marshall September 12, 2005

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
