r/useless

a reddit tag (mostly used on youtube) to describe someone as useless, or what they do is not helpful.

username 1: does anybody know how to put up LED lights?
username 2: no
username 1: r/useless

by daddysunbaenim March 18, 2021

Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Juiceless is useless

Further discussion is unnecessary since there is no gossip involved

Rasa juiceless is useless let’s change the topic

by Adev May 17, 2023

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults

Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?

-Gordon Ramsay

by HelloThisIsMeAndIamBoredasHell March 14, 2022

Useless Labels

All words used descriptively, most often as an apt defense, avoiding any means of a legitimate approach to or discussion of an issue. Regardless of "collective thoughts" on the validity or seriousness of the issue itself.

Anyone who hates Bush is a "Liberal", even though Liberal is another of the overly used Useless Labels. I'm probably some dumb fucking rich person or some stupid idiot who votes Republican because I don't understand the concept of propaganda and two ruling parties.

by Adam Joseph Dooley April 13, 2007

useless asian

criteria for useless asians include, but are not limited to:
-They eat all your food
-They know nothing about facebook chat
-They play less than 4 instruments
-They dont know how to make sushi
-They cant flip a pen around their hand
-They have less than a 4.0 GPA
-They do not have a perfect SAT score

doug does know about facebook chat, he is a useless asian! I hope a bird poops on his face.

by pale girls April 17, 2011

Useless Bush

A female of little or no value like an overgrown shrub that takes up valuable lawn space.

"Are you going to see that girl again?"
"No, she was just useless bush."

by Foooooooooooox June 12, 2008