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uptightaitus

Affliction in which the person exhibits symptoms of stress, bitchiness and tension that can manifest itself into aches and pains. There is no cure, but the symptoms can be treated.
In order to ease his uptightaitus, he went to the bar to throw back a few.
by effinb March 14, 2010
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Uptrade

To trade an item of lesser value for a more valuable item. This process is more effective when repeated.
I just uptraded my blender for a new sofa.

When I trade this cell phone, I will get a Porsche eventually.
by Red Unit July 22, 2010
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Uptgraft

Name given to the most smooth talking, charming, romantic person known to man kind.
Oh my god A-bear, he is such an uptgraft, everytime he talks it's like he's reading a poem.
by Player420 May 10, 2012
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Uptown

Can be used in the sexual term: riding dick

"After you go down south, I need that uptown..."
- YG verse in "Thotiana" remix by Blueface
Chris asked me for that uptown, I made him cum in 2 minutes.
by NaiveNana September 13, 2019
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upti

"orite Jordan maaahn, upti?"
by Megan S L February 23, 2008
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UPTS

U.P.T.S is the abbreviation for Uncontrollable Pelvis Thrusting Syndrome. UPTS is an unofficial medical condition which causes one to uncontrollably thrust ones pelvis. It is an inherited psychoneuroimmunology disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by pelvis thrusting. UPTS was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the thrusting of ones pelvis. However, UPTS is no longer considered a rare condition and is easily identified because most cases are extreme and the severity of thrusting increases for most children as they pass through adolescence. It is now believed that UPTS affects 9 out of every 10 males and only 1 out of every 10 females.
I noticed little Johnnie was humping the refrigerator again. Do you think we should get him tested for UPTS?
by Gastradamus October 9, 2014
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Uptrafud

"That dudes an Uptrafud!"
by Chaz June 11, 2004
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