Bananas Up My Ass

Shoving a Banana, or a long yellow fruit, right up your rectal cavity, like a dildo or a hamster,or a gay man's DICK
"Jerry, I'd like you to shove Bananas Up My Ass"
by Badworder May 26, 2017
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Used to define something that’s unpleasant
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
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Basically, nobody fuckin cares and fuckin get lost you fuckin smartass
Stick it up your ass, Einstein
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person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night
by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022
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stick up fag ass

That gay ass motherfucker who tells us we are blocking the stair well when we are 3 ft from it.
Oh look, its stick up fag ass
by mualilithx March 10, 2018
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
by ElectroSophie March 29, 2009
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