undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009

Undercover Fatass

Somebody who, despite being extremely skinny, eats constantly and always speaks of being hungry.

Are you kidding me? She made me stop at McDonalds three times on the way over here. She's an undercover fatass.

by I'm at a loss for names. June 23, 2010

Undercover Blonde

Female with any other hair color that has a blonde moment.

She is acting like an Undercover Blonde.

by Anonymous654765432 December 23, 2010

undercover creep

a guy or girl who seems to be the perfect one but then turns needy in a short about of time

He turned into an undercover creep!

by freaked out! February 21, 2011

Undercover Wank

When it's so cold in your bedroom, you have to keep the duvet on while you beat off

"Man, it was so cold last night, I had to have an undercover wank!"

by Eddiehimself November 26, 2014

undercover prick

A person that doesn't wish you well but conceals it behind well meaning facial expressions and words

My neighbour is so two faced, he's all how are things in the hallway but I know he complains about me to my landlord, he's such an undercover prick

by Interfaza November 27, 2014

Undercover Nutter

A homeboy that pretends to be your girlfriends friend so he can make a move on her.

Chris isn't legit, that fool is a undercover nutter. He tapped Jess just last week.

by S.Sullins46 December 30, 2016