ultrarunner

A runner who runs ultramarathons - distances greater than a marathon (26.2 miles). Ultramarathon distances are most commonly 50k, 50 mile, 100k, and 100 mile. Runs can be both road and trail, but usually trail. Ultrarunners are extremely dedicated to their sport and have been found to be some of the most laid-back folks around. They tend to eat like horses, too. Most find them a wee bit eccentric.

Co-worker: "Uh, Jane?"
Jane: "Yeah?"
Co-worker: "Why are you wearing a camelback at your desk?"
Jane: "I'm fueling up for my race this weekend."
Co-worker: "Huh. A marathon?"
Jane: "My first 100."
Co-worker: "MILES?!?!"
Jane: "Yeah."
Co-worker: "That's crazy. I don't even like to drive 100 miles."
Jane: (shrugs and smiles) "I'm an ultrarunner."

by lagarius October 7, 2011

Premature e-drake-ulation

The tingly feeling you get from a drake-gasm without playing Uncharted, simply from seeing a Uncharted commercial, or a commercial with Nathan Drake in it

Dude i just had a full blown Premature e-drake-ulation

by NewAgeaOutlaw007 October 4, 2011

ullage

the amount of space between the top of your glass and the top of your drink. Generally a bad thing at happy hours.

Dude, your beer is nearly empty! Let's get rid of the ullage in your cup by heading over to the keg!

by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 30, 2009

Ultimate Bacon Battle

A variation on the traditional Bacon Battle, this version is equivalent to an extreme sport. Two gentlemen must retire to the home of one lady, and, while one of the gentlemen tastes the sweet nectar of said lady, the other searches her house for bacon. Having found as much bacon as he can, this gentlemen proceeds, unnoticed by the otherwise occupied lady, to cook all the bacon. He will not eat it, but, when it is cooked, he will instead leave the premises, and go to a pre-arranged meeting place, where he will meet up with his team mate later. The team mate will tell him how the lady reacted upon finding out that all her bacon had been cooked. Warning: hilarity is likely to ensue. It is also important to remember that an Ultimate Bacon Battle is a team sport, and striving for individual glory will not be tolerated.

Bill and Ben completed an Ultimate Bacon Battle. Ben cooked the bacon, while Bill porked the lady. A good time was had by all.

by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

Ultra cringe

Ultra cringe- when someone or something crosses the line of ridicule

-Hey did you find my new style fansy?
-Nah... It's ultra cringe actually

by Yopela April 4, 2020

The Ultimate Cumshot

A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.

Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”

*They slap each other’s ass*

by CalYourPal October 22, 2019

in 2017 L U L

When someone mentions something that is outdated by something better or newer. Calling out conformity or "the traditional old ways". Used amongst primarily amongst gamers but can be used elsewhere.

Example 1:
Gamer 1: 'Sup lads, we all in Teamspeak?
Gamer 2: Teamspeak in 2017 L U L. Get in Discord.

Example 2:
Mate 1: Hey guys you want to come with me to get my new flip phone?
Mate 2: Flip phones in 2017.
Mate 3: LUL

by Matt2K August 15, 2017