Omega UK V1 

Proper wasteman batty
someone nobody respects
a gentleman who is too kind to the africans and doesnt care about personal appearence

Jeff : Oi wasteman pumplex u wanna get lips to da floor ?

Colin : Nah Omega UK V1 will come down get hench on ya batty crease lad proper loves the willy that guy

Omega UK V1 by Gregory Pshyche August 3, 2008

Boston UK 

Now named as the FATTEST town in the UK, Boston in the Mother town of Boston MA. We have a really rubbish accent, and we are situated in South Lincolnshire, on the coast of the wash and near Skegness (famous holiday resort).

We ahh from Bahston....The one in dahh UK not dahh stoopd 'kin sta's!!

Thats the boston UK accent....>We are from Boston...The one in the UK not the stupid ****ing states!

Boston UK by Carl Jennings October 13, 2006

Moggie (uk) 

UK motoring slang for a model of classic car -- can be either a Morris Minor or Morgan depending on social status of owner.

My Moggie is a 1958 model.

Moggie (uk) by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

french connection uk'd 

A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."

"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."

french connection uk'd by Mr Sifter November 18, 2011

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NTSC-UK 

a term for a homosexual!

you are such a ntsc-uk

NTSC-UK by snowman July 25, 2003

Rehanging Parliament (UK) 

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

Rehanging Parliament (UK) by Mad_Jack January 2, 2011