Tyson

A boy usually bipolar rude and insensitive, selfish. He often likes to play with your emotions and doesn't care if he hurts you. He always thinks your talking about him behind his back. Also cute.

Girl#1 OMG he's so cute
Girl#2 don't even bother he'll play with your emotions.
Girl#1 I like myself a Tyson but ok

by Instagram_baddiii June 23, 2019

Sloppy Tyson

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.

Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.

by Goat September 14, 2003

Tyson

A boy that makes everyone laugh but all his "friends" secretly hate him. He's kinda annoying and no one really wants him to sleepover and come the places we go but overall he's a good person

Oh no Tyson's coming, he just caked out day

by Cairns boii July 2, 2018

Dirty Tyson

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it

Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson

by Paiza September 26, 2006

tyson deal

This move is basically the same as a hot carl, but you use your neighbors beagle.

Angus gave me the biggest tyson deal last night.

by WillieWonka January 25, 2008

tysonic

Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.

An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".

That guy is beyond weird, in fact he's tysonic.

by Cattivo Animale August 4, 2011

Tyson Walters

The act of doing anything silly.

Guy 1 - "dude look at dierk's tits!"

Guy 2 - "dude your being a tyson walters."

by gine12345678999 October 25, 2011