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Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.

An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".

That guy is beyond weird, in fact he's tysonic.

tysonic by Cattivo Animale August 4, 2011

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Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}! 2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift. 3. [Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

Mike Tysonized by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

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Tysoning

it is mean some one is clumsy, forgetful, and dumb

Please stop tysoning be more careful next time.

Tysoning by Flleming February 17, 2021

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Tyronica

Tyronica is very smart , pretty, and indecisive . She tends to overthink a lot and can sometimes be a lot to handle. But, she is also is very nice and see's beauty in everyone. She's very shy when you meet her but once you guys are friends she becomes very loud and obnoxious.

Tyronica loves to smile.
Tyronica is very flirtatious

Tyronica by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Tysoning

The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.

So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning

Tysoning by Call me spongebob babe January 19, 2012

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Tysonite

Someone who is an avid follower, fan, or believer of Neil deGrasse Tyson, the famed science popularizer and astrophysicist.

After watching his epic show, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, I became a Tysonite!

Tysonite by mhhyoung May 9, 2014

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tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

tysoning by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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