tysonic

Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.

An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".

That guy is beyond weird, in fact he's tysonic.

by Cattivo Animale August 4, 2011

Mike Tysonized

1. When someone gets knocked out. 2. When someone gets tired.

3. Biting someone.

1. I punched this guy so hard that he got Mike Tysonized}!
2. I got Mike Tysonized last night from working a double shift.
3. Johnny is a bad dude, he Mike Tysonized Darryl's ear off so bad that there was a trail of blood.

by Chocoboywonder September 3, 2017

Tysoning

it is mean some one is clumsy, forgetful, and dumb

Please stop tysoning be more careful next time.

by Flleming February 17, 2021

Tyronica

Tyronica is very smart , pretty, and indecisive . She tends to overthink a lot and can sometimes be a lot to handle. But, she is also is very nice and see's beauty in everyone. She's very shy when you meet her but once you guys are friends she becomes very loud and obnoxious.

Tyronica loves to smile.
Tyronica is very flirtatious

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Tysoning

The act of shortening stories usually ending with an upward inflation giving the false sense that it will continue and possibly get better. But instead abruptly ending leaving you hanging or story blue-balled.

So today I saw this hot girl at the supermarket... Tysoning

by Call me spongebob babe January 19, 2012

Tysonite

Someone who is an avid follower, fan, or believer of Neil deGrasse Tyson, the famed science popularizer and astrophysicist.

After watching his epic show, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, I became a Tysonite!

by mhhyoung May 9, 2014

tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011