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the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy
by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013
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phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.
by dive team 13 September 6, 2010
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Another Toothpick

"I lost a dime in the sewers. Oh well, another toothpick"

1 - John's dad died of cancer the other day.
2 - Another toothpick.
1 - Have some respect, you ass.
by credible March 1, 2009
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Cambodian tooth filling

This the act of punching someone in the mouth so hard you knock out one of the persons teeth. Then you continue on to jerk off into the hole created by the missing tooth.
"I got fermfed so bad when somebody gave me a Cambodian tooth filling."
by King Fermfius December 11, 2009
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Unclean Toothpaste

The act of a man having sexual intercourse with a woman, ejaculating onto a toothbrush, and making the woman brush her teeth with it.
Yo I had sex with this hot chick last night, but her teeth were in terrible condition. So I made her brush her teeth with Unclean Toothpaste.
by yeayea friedman February 21, 2011
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Saber Tooth

A cougar(hot old woman) that's even older. A saber tooth is the older version of a cougar. Usually a cougar ranges from 30-50. A saber tooth is 50 +.
"Dude your mom is a cougar, but your grandma is a a Saber Tooth!"
by MarcusC54 December 8, 2009
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saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.
Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.
by Derrick April 12, 2005
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