log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

chodey toady

A Fucking warty chode that gives a woman no pleasure. It will not fit inside no matter how hard you try. If you have this Fucking kill yourself.

Damn my ex James has a Chodey toady, he jumped off the bridge after trying to fuck me.

by DoctorTicTac November 29, 2017

yoda toad

an extremely slow moving older person

Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.

by big bbbbbbb August 30, 2018

Turtle toad

Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.

"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"

by pepsow June 26, 2020

fuck a toad

Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.

Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!

by Buddy SC March 2, 2014

Going to Toad’s House

Doing acid, LSD, shrooms, etc.

I’m Going to Toad’s House tomorrow.

by Mecockalonga October 19, 2019