A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
Get the French Toasted mug.1) To fuck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.
2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
2) Any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry twat. (we all know wet twats are better.)
Example1: (after being ditched for poker night) Man you dry-twatted me on playing them cards that night.
Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
Example2: Buttr-Z wanted to play but got dry-twatted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
by drodhertzer August 19, 2014
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The year 2021 as viewed from above.
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).
From this vantage point, it looks like a 20, a twisted stick (2) and a straight stick (1).
{From a drone video on YouTube:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the 3600-block of N. Maple Ave. in Fresno CA. USA at 6:11pm PDT on 10-19-21 (or, "2021-10-19T18:11" or "2021 19 Oct." or even, "October 19, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick" if you prefer).
by Telephony October 19, 2020
Get the Twenty Twisted-Stick-Straight-Stick mug.Sweet Jesus am I toasted!
by B. March 2, 2003
Get the toasted mug.During the act of pleauring her man orally, a woman slides several feet of ethernet cable up the man's ass. This gives him great pleasure - mostly because he feels that he is still logged onto the internet.
by Executive Intern August 2, 2003
Get the Twisted Salazar mug.by Republican Warrior April 17, 2005
Get the twisted mug.As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.
by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007
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