Turtle Tug

A handjob received whilst on Adderall

Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies

by Milli Milli McMoney March 14, 2014

Turtle titties

Boobs with nipples that cave in like pot holes.

"Dude. That girl has turtle titties!"

by ImperialNarwahl May 11, 2014

Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.

That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!

by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011

dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

by TreR March 27, 2003

awkward ninja turtle

similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs

someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....

by Craiggy February 24, 2008

awkward turtle

The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.

Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle

by Final Attempt September 22, 2005