trumpet muffler 

When you cup a wad of TP in your hand and cup your butthole while you're sitting on the toilet to muffle your fart sounds. Works like a charm!

I was pooping at a new friends house and muffled my farts with the trumpet muffler method

trumpet muffler by Viking vickers February 21, 2015

trumpet blasting 

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

trumpet blasting by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

Trumpet 2020 

A Word To Make Fun Of Or Mock Trump Supporters

Trumpet 2020...In A Grave Lol

Trumpet 2020 by That Atheist Lesbian November 1, 2020

Trumpet gremlin 

One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard

Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.

Trumpet gremlin by 7z7z7ko November 23, 2022

trumpet fish 

a fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.

trumpet fish by Anonymous December 23, 2002

Trumpet note time 

The amount of time estimated by an experienced trumpet player of how long they could last playing music containing certain notes.

For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).

man one- "hey. what's your top F trumpet note time?"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"

Trumpet note time by belgium RULES :D February 19, 2011

Trumpet section 

The section of the marching band that hates everyone in that section. We also are the loudest, and talk when we aren't supposed to. We are lazy and make crude jokes. Even the section leader acts like the rest of the trumpets.

That trumpet section can never shut up when we are learning out drill spots

Trumpet section by MarchingBandKid April 25, 2016