Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

trouser sniffer

Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.

James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.

Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.

by Butts505 October 11, 2015

trouser pocket

The burrow of the elusive, endangered trouser snake, it's usually described as a wet moist damp dark cave that at times is bare or has grass on the field surrounding the den, trouser snakes often hibernate inside them and on occasion get stuck because of the moisture often sliding in and out trying to come out of the trouser pocket

Brads trouser snake got caught in Britts trouser pocket because of the wetness of her pocket.

by Bbbbb88 December 25, 2016

Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son

Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???

by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018

neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

by Pipperoo October 15, 2017

Curvey trouser

The sexual act of using body fluid(feces, semen, blood, or urine) to stick tight to your partner like glue, during doggy style sex. Stuck tight to their body like a pair of pants.

Me and my girlfriend did a curvey trouser last night. It took the shower to separate our bodies.

by JeromeB March 2, 2018

Trouser Brain

The human male organ of thought, primarily used for urination and procreation, believed to have over ruling power of the actual brain when encountering other persons of sexual interest.

He was too busy thinking with his trouser brain he had no idea he was being scammed

by Trouser Brains March 3, 2017