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by ken-boy July 4, 2008
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goob trooper

one that looks they belong in a uniformed squad of goobers. Predominantly white, but is open to all races. Not easily spotted, but you know a good trooper when you see one. One does not miss a goob trooper when seen in the flesh.
oh my god, what a fucking goob trooper.
by youngwerthog December 1, 2014
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chat-trapper

Someone who forces you to have a conversation with them.
Chat-trapper: Dylan is such a chattraper, he locked me in my room for 30 minutes. UGH
by Ya Boy L May 15, 2016
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thirsty trapper

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.
"Hey guys, are these shorts too tight?"
"Screw off with your thirsty trapperself
by Hsjdka September 22, 2017
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Ronny Topper

Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go

Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.

Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.

One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.

She responded, Heyy.

Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.

Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...

And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper
Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME

Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!

Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up

Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD
by Ayyy Lmao... June 26, 2019
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green topper

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.
Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”
by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022
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Tour Bus Trapper

A rapper who falsely raps about living the trap life while at the same time being a millionaire who performs shows for all of his money.
21 Savage is always rapping about how he still traps. He's just a Tour Bus Trapper
by lilpseudonym December 7, 2016
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