money don't grow on trees

a statement used to tell people that you are not rich. even though the literal meaning is wrong, as money comes from paper, and paper is from trees, the meaning of the statement does have some use, and is always a good statement to live by.

Jane doe: mom, can i have these 100$ jeans?

Jane doe's mom: no honey, money don't grow on trees!

by ratbrainbasher March 25, 2013

Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.

"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."

by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

Trees

Another word for Marijuana.

Often used by an individual who drags out the first word in a sentence and refers to nice-looking girls as "mint".

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII really wanna smoke some trees with that girl because she is mint!"

by Citizen Insane January 2, 2005

treefag

A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.

Bob:I thought I heard something coming from that tree.
Andrey:Naw, it's probably a bird.
Bob:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treefag run!

by Andre April 25, 2005

Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono

The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.

Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!

by Freshketh September 1, 2009

Treefriend

Seattle based activist committed to the elimination of
the petroleum powered internal combustion engine, re-greening Seattle, removing 75% of all pavement in Seattle, and revoking corporate personhood and all rights afford them therein.

That dude in the Birks is farther left than Treefriend.

by Otto Blabbo July 30, 2007

Smokin' trees

basically the same as smoking pot

An a good girl fi please, take a rest smokin' trees -
Away from dat wicked disease

by sashque September 22, 2005