Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.

Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.

by Omaster25 March 8, 2015

Torch appreciation day

On December 18th it's torch appreciation day. You should appreciate Torch on this day and if you don't you will be muted!

Today is Torch appreciation day

by Scleen December 18, 2022

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.

Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."

by the modhatter July 20, 2024

Burning torched

Withdrawal symptoms from completing a project with Burning Torch and having a your nights suddenly free without having to make Facetime calls. An eerie emotional state. A feeling like you are missing something, or incompleteness. Equivalent to suddenly stopping smoking.

Was working on this film shot in Hong Kong and when it was over I was totally burning torched.

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 15, 2020

Torch Snuffer

While receiving a handjob from a woman, and you start to blow your load, she says "The Tribe Has Spoken", and she starts giving you head as you cum. This is said to look similar than a torch being snuffed on the reality show, Survivor.

My girl and I got the idea to roleplay Survivor last night, she was Jeff Probst, I was a castaway, my penis was the torch, and her mouth was the torch snuffer.

by BluesandSaintsNation January 2, 2023

Burning torched

(n) Withdrawal period usually associated after working a lot with Burning Torch Productions. A sense of quiet, and near boredom when you realize you have nights free and do not have to be on Facetime. A feeling akin to stopping smoking. A feeling of loss at not making jokes about Mark's shirt.

"Oh man, I just finished this epic remote shoot in Hong Kong and I'm totally burning torched."
"I hear you. Here's some salted Swedish candy."
"I hate you."

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 16, 2020