Todd Johnson

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

by MacDaddy Johnson January 11, 2020

Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy March 24, 2011

Weenie Todd

Sweeney Todd’s first pseudonym draft (probably).

Sweeney: No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It’s Todd now... Weenie Todd
Nellie: ...bruh.

by Moritz “Nervous Wreck” Stiefel February 26, 2019

Kicking todd

Slang term for masturbation.

"Hey boys, I'll be back here kicking todd. No homo."

by eb1 January 22, 2010

Trolling for todd

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.

We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive

by HateSickFux August 12, 2019

Todd Carney

Good mate, family man, big willy and always thirsty his piss. Shout out to my boy Marroooo your the man

Marro give us a fuckin todd carney

by Lillie Greiner May 29, 2018

Todd Smath

To eat something raw

I just Todd Smath'd that bird.

by DaveMa April 18, 2009