brass monkey

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame
"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53
by Crassius June 24, 2021
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brass rubbing

Touching of a ladies bottom without her knowing
As Lisa bent over, I gave her a quick brass rubbing
by Jimlad86 March 25, 2015
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The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.
I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.
by T- bag November 07, 2019
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Brass Buffalo

Similar to a brass monkey - the brass buffalo is a beverage made by taking several sips of beer and then mixing in several squirts of Heinz yellow mustard into it. It originated on nut farms in the countryside of the pacific northwest and is considered a delicacy.
Bro, pass the Heinz lets make some brass buffalos
by NiceFeet95 March 19, 2023
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Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.
Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.
by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021
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shot brass

A "shot brass" is a term used in the western suburbs of Sydney to indicate to a friend when you have found a sucker or idiot that you can take advantage of
"Cuz, shot brass just gave his address to me"
"Hectic"
by Druitt Phil November 05, 2021
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brass knucks

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A set of metal finger rings or guards attached to a transverse piece and worn over the front of the doubled fist for use as a weapon.
That boi stole mah hoe so I'ma fuck him up wit' ma brass knucks.
by Stevey Starling January 05, 2006
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