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her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.
When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
by You rReal Name July 12, 2020
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Dead Herring

When someone brings up an old problem in a friendship or relationship to distract from the issue at hand. Similar to a "Red Herring", except that it is an old issue. This usually leads to an escalation in the argument.
husband: Why did you let that guy give you his phone number? You should have just said "I'm married".
wife: oh come on! you flirted with my friend Jane at that Belle and Sebastian concert.
husband: that was 5 years ago and I already said sorry for that like a thousand times! You always dig up dead herrings whenever I call you on your bullshit!!!
by leighmon July 12, 2013
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herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.
"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"
by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008
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her skirt

i put this in coz if u look at the top right hand corner then it says: look up her skirt lol quite funi rele!!
(view top right of screen)
by Hangovers rock January 2, 2005
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red herring

Herrings put into a tub with salt or brine, later spitted on sharp wooden spits, and hung up in a chimney to be smoked and dried. Such preserved fish would keep for months (and indeed they were transported in barrels to provide protein on long sea voyages) but were inedible in this state and needed to be soaked to soften them and remove the salt before they could be cooked.

Do I smell a rat?

One key characteristic of red herrings, apart from their colour, was their strong smell, so much so that one use for them on occasion was to train hounds to follow a scent.

a deliberately misleading object
Neither fish nor flesh, nor good red herring
by Andreas Wb May 10, 2005
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Clown on her

Usually negroes use this word which means to jizz on some bitch they're currently fucking
"Oh clown on her Tyrone" said Bubba
by Genki June 1, 2004
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Kiss her

On may 4th kiss a girl, make the kiss long and nice, make her enjoy it.๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ make the kiss sexy and she will like it, make the kiss the best kiss ever for her
Im gonna kiss her
Do it kiss her
by Sports4life*basketball October 24, 2019
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