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Tile Whitener

Tile Whitener : The result of ejaculating on a tiled surface and being too tired to clean it up.
Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013
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Timedicap

Lacking the common knowledge of time zones, or the failure to communicate due to time zone differences.
Kyle: I'm sorry I fell asleep during our conversation, the time zone difference got me.
Caity: It's ok, you're a little timedicapped that's all.
by Caityle April 11, 2015
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Tileyed

A hangover of monumental proportions, involving copious vomiting and the inability to function as a human being.
I’m off to get ‘Tileyed’
by Coxy17 August 27, 2019
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TiltedGerald

Synonym for huge penis. If your a tilted Gerald, you masterbate constantly. Your penis is always bleeding because you beat it so often
Wow your penis is so big! Are you a tiltedgerald?
by Fuck grexx October 18, 2020
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Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)

Dx9ing monster trained under ISoldYouOnEbay for 1 year before becoming top 8 streets players from 2021 - 2022. Retired due to relationship with friends falling apart. Dislikes weird cyborgs and is the top 1 troll to have touched the game earning a spot in hall of fame. Noted for changing the way ts players speak.
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by selly_o February 12, 2023
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Goofy Timed

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.
Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed
by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009
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Saturday Tired

The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.

A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"

"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
by JadeWalking October 27, 2012
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