Ever get the urge to masturbate on a tiled surface. I know I do. But when I ejaculate, cum goes everywhere. Now I don't want to clean that up, I just spent two hours furiously rubbing the shaft of my penis. So when my parents/wife/girlfriend/child get home and inquire as to what's all over the kitchen floor. I say, Tile Whitener!
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Kyle: I'm sorry I fell asleep during our conversation, the time zone difference got me.
Caity: It's ok, you're a little timedicapped that's all.
Caity: It's ok, you're a little timedicapped that's all.
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A hangover of monumental proportions, involving copious vomiting and the inability to function as a human being.
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A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.
"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"
"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"
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