thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

thunder punched cunt by Zonal K June 24, 2018

thunder twonk

Someone who has gone beyond beyond simply being an idiot; a complete moron

Could you be more of a thunder twonk than you already are?

thunder twonk by Eyes of Beauty July 15, 2015

Thunder Clap 

When your girl is riding you, she is going up and down on your dick and you about to nut. She comes down one last time hard as fuck and you cum and when she come down the last smack sound like a thunder strike.

When I was with my nigga last night he made me thunder clap.

Thunder Clap by average dick jr May 21, 2016

Thunder Mountain Chowder 

When a male is performming a sexual act involving a woman's breasts as a form of masturbation while straddling her (also known as titty fucking), the male throws up on her breasts while at the same time farting (with anal leakage occurring, but not necessary) on her abdomen. Ergo: Thunder (fart), Mountain (titty fuck), chowder (throwing up).

Upon a very drunken evening, my room mate perfomed a Thunder Mountain Chowder on an excessively irritating, yet equally unlucky female necessitating her taking a shower and him washing his bed linens several times.

Thunder Mountain Chowder by Tea-bagger October 27, 2004

thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis

"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"

thunder dan by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008

Thunder Thief 

A person constantly stealing one's "thunder."

Someone who takes something (like trends or expressions you began - to grabbing the attention) away from you.

Edward stole my expression. He's such a thunder thief.

Thunder Thief by Little Lightning July 5, 2009

thunder mug 

a small plastic pail or bucket used during especially long road trips to substitute as a poor man's toilet stop

paul-hey john, how long until the nearest bathroom break?
john-sorry man, we took one when you were sleeping in the car
paul-damn...well someone pass me the thunder mug, i've gotta take a huge dook

thunder mug by i.am.aquaman June 8, 2004