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Ween

Another word for Halloween, typically used when someone is dropping a motive
Anna: Ween is gonna be mad this year

Julia: Innit, who’s droppin the motive??
by Slagaliciouswitch October 25, 2019
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Ween

Similar to a pheen a ween is a person known for lingering around for large periods of time usually at shops, compounds, trap houses where large amounts of drugs typically meth is being used. They will smoke all your shit, hit your stem, drink your bong water, lick your bag, carpet surf etc for a ghost hit. Their only contribution to this 24/7 trailer trapping lifestyle is exchanging of sexual favors, their children’s belongings, or stolen merchandise such as jerky, seasoning, meat from local meat market where her bf/ roommate withholds employment whom is in complete oblivion of who she really is.
L.O. “Hey Jorde heard you had a bag. I’ll clean your shop for $60 bucks & some shit….”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”
by Glddiggin?definitionGoGettr! August 10, 2025
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Ween

Definition 1 : A shortened term for a Weiner dog.

Definition 2 : A band by Gean Ween and Dean Ween
"Man, that ween show was great."
by Zurquezos February 27, 2025
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spring o' ween

A fine man walked by and it made me spring o' ween!
by swagger0010 March 28, 2025
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ween crisis

(This is written by a woman)

A ween crisis happens, in a mostly, or all-female, heteronormative environment; unless the main store manager is asexual. There will come a time where your straight female store manager will find a new man. She can either handle this professionally (you have no idea who this man is and her personal life comes up once or twice, but that’s it) or she can handle this in the form of a ween crisis. (The man shows up at the job, she takes off for him frequently or slacks off at work, or a whole host of other things.) This can be demoralizing for the rest of the group, who now think they don’t have to do anything cause the store manager is slacking off. The ween crisis is a result of letting your sex life come before your work life, and it affects your whole team.
Regional manager 1: Why is insert store location here doing so poorly this quarter?
Regional manager 2: It appears this store is in a ween crisis.
by crazyastrogirl May 13, 2024
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Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell
Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?
by Trussen February 13, 2024
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Weening

That dog is weening the other
by Vvvvvvvvvvbbnvienr June 15, 2022
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