Twitter

The media app for people who are currently in a mental hospital.

Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-

Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw

Twitter.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 05, 2021

twitter

the spot between the twat and the shitter

When my penis fell out I rammed her in the twitter and bent it in half.

by flesheater666 November 05, 2010

Twitter

Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.

Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter!

by poostix December 11, 2009

Twitter

A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status

Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...

by sevenoddseven December 09, 2010

twitter

It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.

Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.

by Nerd Flanders August 01, 2014

Twitter

A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless!

Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!

by CrazyTeddyX July 26, 2009

twitter

Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter

Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair

by garthy July 08, 2006