baby tape

the protective film inside of a woman's vagina, informally known as a hymen.

"That chick last night was a virgin. I could tell because I broke her baby tape."

by brasskills26 July 10, 2012

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Guido tape

Tape that fat Guido's use to tape up their tits as to avoid embarrassing themselves and/or their Guido posse, while playing sports or other physical activities that involve jumping running and rapid vertical shuffling, prancing or skipping.

Ahhh shit brah! I gotta tape my tits with some Guido tape so I don't embarrass myself...

by Chbub January 19, 2010

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Hater's Tape

Tape used to cover the logo, name, or inventory branding of a competitor. Tape used to hide the origin of an object out of shame, denial, or misdirection.

Put some hater's tape on this thing. I don't want people to know where we rented it.

by Willy5007 June 30, 2011

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tape ape

Human operator who typed electrical messages on paper punch tape.

A tape ape is a communications center operator.

by Terry W. Colvin December 19, 2003

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Flex Tape

1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.

2; Jesus

3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.

1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"

2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."

3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"

"100% Improved Product,"

by Satan's Daughter <3 June 10, 2018

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