Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

presidential

(adj.) Representing the worst approach to something.

Can you believe how disorganised that debate was? They kept yelling over each other. It was so presidential.

by Werdenschmidt September 30, 2020

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

presidential pickle

Obama term reference of a watermelon 🍉

Look at them porch apes devouring that presidential pickle.

by SamanthaZittle November 29, 2024

Presidential

To be reckless, irresponsible, act without regard.

You went to that party even though you had Covid-19, bro you are presidential AF and I don’t think we can be friends.

by ciderguyB October 6, 2020

Presidential Medal of Freedom

An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.

In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 11, 2020

Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025