Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
by Shrekiskek March 08, 2018
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Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.
Look at that snatch patch over there
by Austin Bissell February 04, 2015
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Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .
It's a fucking bad patch
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 03, 2020
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Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .
It's a fucking bad patch
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 03, 2020
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nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region
Let's see ya Nacho patch love!
by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015
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Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.
Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch
by Petrified slug August 31, 2019
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Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.
Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!
by CockWattle April 17, 2012
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