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panic sell

Verb When your friends panic and sell their cyrptocurrency at the absolute worst time, just to see the price double in the next two weeks. The urge to panic sell often kicks in after significant losses, but one should be buying at that level
We advised Alex not to panic sell his mom's ether on Friday, which indicated to us that the price was at a bottom and would soon rocket to the moon.
by ethtrader69 November 5, 2017
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Panic Wank

A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.
A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.

"MUM!!"

The game of panic wank begins.
by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009
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Porn Panic

Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
by stormont6703 August 25, 2011
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Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.
Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.
by d2zag March 31, 2015
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Peter Panic

A name you use in your facebook account to stalk a beautiful mother of seven kids.
"You have an IQ of 142, but you're a Peter Panic in love."
by aloha milkyway March 26, 2013
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panic at the disco

A rock band orignating out of Las Vegas, Nevada.
Usually only known for their good looks, not their music.
Looking past that will show their exquisite lyrics, and great abilities as a band.
Girl - OMG OMG i love brendon urie of panic at the disco, he's so hot !
Me - wow, you are retarded. your mind consists of only a black hole, leading to nowhere.
by ktln. April 20, 2008
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don't panic

The most useful phrase in the english language. Popularised by Douglas Adams in The Hitchhikes Guild to the Galaxy - the best book ever written.
Somone wrote Don't Panic on the cover of my calculator. It gets me through exams.
by Last Chancer October 26, 2006
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