The Monkey

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
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The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.
OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.
by Anonymous June 27, 2003
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Monkey

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.
"move it monkeys, move it"
by Light Joker July 31, 2004
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"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."
by Brian May 03, 2004
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Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.
by dj_monged August 27, 2004
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1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great
You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.
by Mims May 07, 2005
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Monkey

1. a certain type of key that can only be used on Monday at 2:22 pm Eastern MVES time it is favored by all with little to no brain cells left
I will use the Monkey to open a brain
by Samsauce January 11, 2022
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Monkey

A animal that loves bananas not very intelligent but able to train and do tricks they are very cute and funny.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020
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