crispy coyote cooter crackers

a type of cookie or cracker that tastes like a crispy coyote cooter

-dude these crackers are so stale and gross
-i know, like coyote cooter
-they should just be called crispy coyote cooter crackers

by Bibi h February 15, 2008

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020

The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.

You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."

by Nkloud November 30, 2016

coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee

You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole

by Gluckgluck10000 December 14, 2019

paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

Sneaky Coyote

When a female puts as many soft boiled eggs in her vagina then squats the "lay them". Then her partner sneaks in to steal and eat them coated in her juices.

My wife and I enjoy cosplay at a whole new level. She dresses like the road runner and I Wile-E-Coyote and we perform the sneaky Coyote on Saturdays.

by Gaping Butwhole December 10, 2020

Ace Coyote

Roblox Phantom Forces player. Is considered one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet. He is kind, funny, good at trickshotting and can make a VC feel good vibes all the time. He is relatively high level surpassing rank 200 and soon 300. He’s commonly hit shots like the triple collateral trickshot or really far out of the map shots that go as far as 800+ studs. He plays multiple video games like Forza Horizon 4, Call of Duty, Minecraft, CSGO, Geometry Dash, and many others. All in all, he is a really good person and very outgoing. He is willing to help others in game or in a VC. Is willing to become friends with anyone. He also has a YouTube channel where he posts most of his clips as well as other games he’s played

Guy 1: Yoooo Ace, wanna VC?

AC: Yeah, sure I’m down.

Guy 1: Yo did you see the shot Coyote hit the other day on Mall? It was a intervention barrier backdrop

Guy 2: No wayyyy, did he actually?

Guy 1: Yeah it’s insane

Guy 2: I’ll check it out

Guy 1: Hey, aren’t you Ace Coyote from that one video?

AC: Yeah that’s me.

by AceCoyotee November 22, 2021