babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

by Miska May 2, 2005

Baby baby baby ohh

The worst song ever, made by Donald Trump's son

Baby baby baby ohh, that's what she said mah nigga

by Female_Body_Inspector April 24, 2019

Baby

The worst kind of STD

Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger

by see jay October 6, 2008

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

by m July 14, 2004

Baby

1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.

2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words

1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"

2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"

Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"

Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"

by VLeudy August 4, 2008

baby

A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice

Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!

by coachtim December 11, 2009

babies

When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.

My mommy told me how babies are made!

by Kissy FrESH bABY SMOOCH April 11, 2006