Rock seizure

The physical condition which manifests through convulsing violently and uncontollably at a concert of ones favorite band. Often more common among men in the front rows and often combined with pointing and raising ones pinky and pointer finger.

That dude in the pit is having a full on rock seizure.

by Dr feelgood January 27, 2018

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

the seizure hand

When an epileptic person fingers a women while having a seizure with rapid shaking hands.

I gave my girl the seizure hands and she was shaking all over the place.

by The shake and bake June 28, 2017

seizure kid

seizure kid is a bridge troll

also she's ugly

seizure kid is fat

by kat174 March 16, 2021

seizure

the dance your grandpa or grandma might make until they're at the hospital

"grandpa, that dance you did was awesome" shut up and that was not a dance that was a fucking seizure, AND WHY THE FUCK AM I IN BED NEXT TO A WHITE SHIRT DUDE AGAIN

by k kab January 15, 2021

Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.

person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.

by esunc91 December 9, 2009

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017