Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock

Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..

by domkeychoker November 25, 2023

Phone Seizure

1. When you're in a group chat and your phone won't vibrating

2. When your best friend is annoying and won't stop texting you

Having another phone seizure

by tamowl July 30, 2016

Vibrator seizure

When one uses a vibrator at a high or max speed and has uncontrolable body movements or twitches

I was using my vibrator at max last night and i had a vibrator seizure! It was amazing!

by MotherOfAllLemons May 31, 2018

seizure

A seizure is a sudden, uncontrolled electrical disturbance in the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaauhbuhuhifweuan jvfetgyuhbejegfyugeiquyfgftyu

me:bufeeubhf
my dog:wtf
me:sorry

I have to use the word seizure

by ImNotJamesForGodsSake April 28, 2020

Laughing Seizure

When one laughs so hard, their whole body flails violently.

The joke put fred into a laughing seizure..

by aGina June 8, 2015

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024

seizure-istic

A seizure like movement expressing surprise

Michelle jumped in seizure-istic surprise as Katy poked her butt!

by here and queer January 27, 2015