Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021

peterson

likes too BUT FUCK the shit out of his brother

i just petersoned my brother

by paygorn12 July 26, 2025

to [peterson] out

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

To abandon a reasonably successful academic career in order to pursue a life of quackery and sophistry (as exemplified by Canadian psychologist Jordan B. Peterson).

Giving lectures and grading papers is so frustrating, sometimes I just want to peterson out.

- Is Dr. Jones still working on the bovine flu virus sequencing project?
- No, she petersoned out a few months ago and wrote a spiritual health manual.

by LeoCal87 March 20, 2019

jimmy peterson

He is super cool and not gay at all. Jimmy is my best friend.

let's hang out with Jimmy Peterson!
YAY WE LOVE JIMMY

by gatoradelover1235 October 23, 2023

lucas peterson

one who is bald and deathly allergic to avacados

shine bright like lucas peterson’s head

by skhfjsjdjsjdj April 8, 2021

Cash peterson

A boy with w rizz

That rizz up Gyatt

Woah its cash Peterson and he is rizzing up a w gyatt

by anonymous December 18, 2023

Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024