Monkey

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

by Light Joker July 30, 2004

monkey

Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.

Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.

by dj_monged August 27, 2004

monkey

Any face card in a game of black jack.

"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."

by Brian May 3, 2004

monkey

1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great

You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.

by Mims May 7, 2005

monkey

Although this word can have many definitions depending on how it's used, these are the main meanings:
1. To get frisky and funky with someone.

2. To pleasure one's monkey.

Mr. Monkey: "Ayo, I'mma monkey your monkey so hard tonight."

Mrs. Monkey: "Him and I were monkeying for hours upon hours yesterday."

by TheFunkyMunky927 January 19, 2020

Monkey

1. a certain type of key that can only be used on Monday at 2:22 pm Eastern MVES time it is favored by all with little to no brain cells left

I will use the Monkey to open a brain

by Samsauce January 11, 2022

monkeys

Monkeys, the apex predator. Earth's number one most majestic and intelligent lifeforms. They like bananas. One day the monkey community will overthrow the rest of the rainforest and soon will rule the world. We will be the monkey's slaves. our only purpose will be to supply them with bananas. Know your place, sincerely, the monkeys.

I want to have sex with a monkey. Monkeys are cool.

by monkeybacterialtissue August 9, 2020