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Herpes by association

This is when herpes can be contracted simply by having skanky friends who are contaminated.
Eww. (Insert name here) is friends with (insert name here). She totally has herpes by association.
by Aunt Heater February 4, 2007
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perp the herp

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.
They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.
by Sastwatch January 2, 2009
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chicken herpes

Chicken Pocks.
On south park, that is what the kids called it.
Oh no! i have chicken herpes on my face!
by beattie April 11, 2005
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herp locker

the vagina of a girl who has herpes
Dude, i went down on a girl and didn't know she had a herp locker.
by budlightdraft May 15, 2015
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douchebag herpes

Douchebag Herpes is a highly contagious disease in which the affected persons act like complete douchebags toward all other forms of life. Like the well known herpes virus, the symptoms often lay dormant for long periods of time before surfacing. Douchebag Herpes is most common in attractive teenage boys when perfectly nice girls are drawn in by their charm. Sometimes manifests in the form of discrete lying, but most commonly by the said infected person completely ignoring said perfectly nice girl without a just cause.

Those infected with Douchebag Herpes can easily cure themselves by admitting their wrongdoing and apologizing, although the condition often doesn't allow this to take place because the infected person's head is usually way to far up his ass to see what he's done wrong.
Dude, you have douchebag herpes? you shoulda told me. we could've worked through it together. but stay away from me now, man. I don't wanna catch it.
by shingaling17 May 27, 2009
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herpe curtain

A beard or any facial hair grown in excess to provide cover for glaring facial herpes and cold sores.
Ex. John: Hey Mike, did you see Paul's herpe curtain today?

Mike: Totally, too bad ginger beards just make it look worse.

beards herpes
by IDontHaveHerpes October 13, 2013
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disco herpes

Another name for glitter, because you can never get rid of it.
Bob: Were you at the strip club?
Dave: Why?
Bob: Because you are covered in disco herpes.
by rave chicken July 12, 2011
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