grandpa ben

old rapper with wrinkled balls

benzio

by dayjuan August 4, 2003

grandpa's an asshole

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?

He rubs his dick in broken glass.

by TOYPAJ December 2, 2004

Grandpa ass

Refering to farts that resemble a grandpas odor, or a nursing home, this is most common in women or after a man eats fast food. If the fart does not smell like slough it's prolly gonna be some gramps...

"holy shit dude, that's some grandpa ass!"
"dude, it's gramps!"
"that Burger King gave me some serious granpa ass!"

by Sknudson April 7, 2008

Grandpas attic

Unscrewing the air conditioning vent and placing feces inside the duct and then replacing the vent.

Jay did an Upper Decker at Caseys house, so Casey got him back with a Grandpas Attic... Jay doesn't mess with Casey anymore.

by synasthetic December 25, 2010

Angry Grandpa

When you run in on your mate having sex and shout "That's not how the kids used to do it in my day!"

Jesus Christ, Gary angry grandpa'd me last night, I think Brittany's parents heard!

by Wooiikii September 26, 2013

uncle grandpa

The "cool" grandpa.The One That Always Gives You Whatever You Want.

Uncle Grandpa: Want An IPhone 6
Me:Umm....Yep

by gabehare123 April 1, 2015

Grandpa Cow

n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.

Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."

Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"

Jack: "I'm so jealous."

by jcterry53 November 27, 2009