fecal fork

The fecal fork, close relative to the poop spoon, is a utensil utilized to unclog the anus during a particularly difficult to remove bowel movement.

"Bro, I totally had to use the fecal fork last night when the poop spoon didn't work!"

by Chadwick The Wise May 7, 2019

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drista's fork

Dream's sisters, Drista, used a fork as a weapon to stab Dream's fucking eyes out

"Oh, did you see? Drista's fork was used to attack Dream!"
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by aethia January 24, 2021

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the reason why North Dakota is the #1 binge drinking state. home of the University of North Dakota & one of the greatest college hockey teams ever, the Fighting Sioux. mainly known for being a shithole of a town that knows how to party. also where terrorists are born..at the aviation school there

"Where is UND at?"
"Grand Forks"
"Where the fuck is that?"

by drinkingteamND January 12, 2008

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fork knife

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“Me pretending to know how to play fork knife to impress some guy”

by icryucry June 1, 2018

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Heretic's Fork

noun:

A medieval torture device which consisted of a two-sided fork which would be strapped to the victims neck so that any movement of the jaw caused extreme pain.

The victim was then forced to say the word "abiuro" which is latin for "I recant" or else they were hung or burned at the stake.

This device qualifies as a funkatron.

Tom: "I don't really think that god exists..."

Bill: "STFU or Im gonna tell the pope and he will strap a Heretic's Fork to your neck!"

Tom: "..."

by Argonak April 12, 2008

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