deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021

Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021

The Doorknob

A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.

Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.

by Paddy V February 25, 2023

Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021