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Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.
He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.
by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022
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condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
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soul-crusher

Some Sweat, Some Meme. How about a little of both?
Idk wut to type in here for the sentence soooooooo, Soul-crushers are kinda nice
by Pyro-Raptor November 12, 2019
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Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.
December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."
by ScarettRose December 27, 2011
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Fun crusher

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*
by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014
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Gamma Crusher.

This phrase is two-fold in its meaning. The Gamma Male is 3rd in the ranking of masculinity, Alpha being top dog, and Beta being the "everyday man". Many are happy to be Yes Men for the Alpha Male.

The Gamma Male takes on feminine traits in order to camoflauge himself and ingratiate himself with the Beta and Gamma females, hoping to get a sympathy lay. Gamma Males will often try to master one particular field (for instance a programmer or other type of tech geek).

The Gamma Male often has a cold intelligence, & can often make money, because money is everything to a Gamma Male.
A Gamma Crusher is an Alpha Male who in his own life is "Crushing". Living life on his own terms and succeeding at whatever he does, usually having decided through trial and error that finding a good wife who can bear him children which gives him an outlet for all his energy and passing his wisdom and strength onto the next generation is most the fulfilling. The Alpha uses his ability to "crush" in all aspects of his own life to unearth the Gamma Male who can sometimes mistake themselves for Alpha's, due to monetary success.

Peak Gamma Males may be titans of Silicon Valley, top Banking names, old money families, etc.
Therefore a Gamma Crusher is an Alpha Male who exposes Gamma Males for what they are - narcissistic sociopaths who'll do anything for $$$ and the touch of a beautiful woman.
Tom: Pete's a great guy, built his plumbing business from scratch and now employs 12 great guys. Pete's crushing at everything he does. Beautiful wife, four great kids whom she home-schools, and Pete, he's a real Gamma Crusher. Totally exposed that Gates guy as pro-pedo, who also gets off on humiliating his employees just for kicks.

Rob: Yup, Pete can sniff out one from 2 miles, he'll toy with him for a bit like a tiger with a baby gazelle, and then BOOM Pete the Gamma Crusher exposes that little worm for what he is.

Tom: Yup, Pete is Alpha as fuck, and those Gamma worms Make a quick exit if they see him around the town.
by FeministKilla March 5, 2020
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Crusher

Individual who uses psychological violence to legitimate itself through abuses, insults and angry attitude against a specific person/ few people chosen as a victim.
This people have excellent social skills and most of those surrounding them don't even notice their violences because who is attacked are people with severe socialization issues.
Generally they lash out whenever can find a minimum excuse, generally when the victim make all kind of mistakes (even the slightest one).
"Man...i don't understand, why..why he yelled isults that way there? I just forgotten the keys, i can bring 'em in five minutes...
- Dude forget about him, he's a crusher."
by Borodilan00 January 17, 2021
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