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Coronavirus

A virus that causes people to hoard toilet paper, even though it’s not believed to cause diarrhea. I can understand stocking up on 100 rolls for a cholera outbreak, but come on people, this is a lung disease...
Oh no, scary coronavirus, better buy 10000 rolls of tp just in case I get the shits
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2020
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A fucking virus that everyone hates
Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then
by IziPeeZee February 10, 2021
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A disease that makes all the karens steal the toilet paper and disinfectant and people in school have to take online school bullshit
a: im sad bc the coronavirus is here
b: me too bc now i cant wipe my hooha
by mynameisfaithf May 7, 2020
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Not to be mean or bad but. CORONAVIRUS IS THE MOST BIG SHIT IN ALL THE WORLD AND FUCK THAT CHINA MAN THAT EATED THE BAT SOUP
by Thecoronahater July 22, 2020
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What happens when you drink too much of a well known Mexican beer and get the worst ring sting ever and your butt implodes
Man that was an awesome night but my butt is fucked from coronavirus
by AlexAlexUKK February 27, 2021
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Almost like something out of the movie I am Legend or Contagion, the major difference between ife and a movie being that there never was any such thing as normal human behavior to deteriorate from. People's lives were always dysfunctional before the pandemic, as they always will be. The normal people who always seem to want things to change and function more together are the ones you want to watch.
The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining as dysfunctional as they were before. They don't have to agree on anything, they don't have to get together or get anything together.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Guy 1: have you heard of the new virus?
Guy2:no,what is it?
Guy 1: its coronavirus
Guy 3:no its satan's sex toy
by Who the fuck ate my nuggies August 29, 2020
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