Coronavirus

A virus that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronavirus, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

by smertyponts April 10, 2020

coronavirus

once upon a time a virus from china spread all over the world but in the us people hoarded toilet paper

johnny went to Walmart to get toilet paper but instead got coronavirus

by skrrt0683 April 9, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that everyone hates because it makes us have to stay inside all day long every day, also its canceling lots of people's birthday's, and the virus was created by China.

Nick: Dude I hate China

Brad: Why?
Nick: because they created Corona

Brad: what's wrong with Corona I love drinking it
Nick: No not that Corona, Coronavirus

Brad: Oh yeah man I don't like China either then

by Girls love cards♣️♦️♠️♥️ April 10, 2020

Coronavirus

That ugly virus that just had to ruin 2020 and class of 2020 ur the worst let’s just throw the whole planet away

Coronavirus is a beast and my enemy

by ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️your girl 👧 Rae May 9, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)

Yo the coronavirus is so horrible

No fucking shit

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.

Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021